Alright, I’m mildly curious about horoscopes, but who isn’t? I was perusing the newspaper today (not a usual activity for me, but there was a free copy laying around) and I eventually hit the horoscope section.

Sagittarius (Nov. 23- Dec. 21) Either today or in the very near future you will be receiving something that is long overdue in coming to you. Even if you don’t get it right now, it’ll be in the works.

Ok. Soooooo. In 3 or 4 weeks when something good happens, I’ll know it was in the stars… (insert dry laugh here.)